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  • Siri, Who Am I?
  • Sam Tschida
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  • 17 July 2018
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FREE DOWNLOAD Siri, Who Am I? í PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB SUMMARY ✓ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ Sam Tschida Memento gets a Millennial makeover by debut author Sam Tschida in this smart and edgy comedy about a Kardashians obsessed woman who wakes up in an LA hospital with amnesia a torn party dress and a broken iPhone and must work backward using her Instagram account to piece together her identity only to discover that her life is a perfect lieWhen Mia wakes up in a Long Beach hospital with a head wound she knows everything there is to know about the Kardashian Jenner family but almost nothing about herself Th Instagram Twitter Facebook PinterestThe preliminary reviews for this book are pretty mixed which I totally get If you go into this expecting a serious mystery you re not going to be happy SIRI WHO AM I is pure fluff I d describe it as a cross between American Dreamer 1984 Legally Blonde 2001 and Memento 2000 The premise is basically this An airhead wakes up in a hospital no that s not the introduction to an off color joke only to find that she s completely lost her memory She s wearing a yellow Prada dress and the only possessions on her person are a rhinestone tiara and a matching bag containing a cracked cell phone and a Chanel lipstickUsing her cell phone she s able to learn that her name is Mia and a whole bunch of people are really mad at her She s not sure how she got the traumatic head injury that landed her in the hospital in the first place but with so many people out to get her it s starting to look like it might have been intentional Mia s attempts to discover herself take her all over Southern California from the beaches to the local art scene to hipster taco trucks all the while trying to figure out who bonked her on the head and whyI loved Mia s voice This book reminded me a lot of the Size 12 Is Not Fat series by Meg Cabot The heroine is the perfect blend of snarky and vapid hence the Elle Woods comparison and she has a lot of really fun and on point observations about the superficiality of Californian culture Looking at some of the reviews I suspect that maybe a lot of them aren t from California and therefore maybe didn t realize how accurate some of this satire actually is very I laughed my way through the first 200 pages because influencer culture really is ridiculous and so are the Kardashians and so are 12 burritos from a truck and so is over sharing on social media How ridiculous is it that some of us over share so much that it would allow us to double back through our lives to figure out our street address and everything we did in the last week if we ever came down with retrograde amnesiaSpeaking of retrograde amnesia I love the psychologyneuroscience angle in this book You see Mia s unwilling partner in crime throughout all of this is a cute house sitter named Max who works in a neuroscience lab Max is basically like a black male Ms Frizzle with his geeky passion for science themed t shirts and the final frontier Speaking as someone who majored in psychology tutored intro neuroscience and actually worked in a lab on experiments about deception just like Max this part of the book really spoke to me I always love a good psychology angle in fictionThe second half of the book isn t uite as good as the first which is why I think you need to suspend your disbelief I personally thought it was a solid ending and even though it was kind of cheesy it s the cinematic movie ending we all secretly want even as our intellectual sides might hang our heads SIRI WHO AM I is just plain fun escapist fantasy and I recommend it to people who enjoy authors like Meg Cabot or Megan Angelo and other authors of smart brainy chick litPS I ve already done the mental casting for this movie Jessie Usher is Max Maddie Hasson is Mia Sierra A McClain is Crystal and Johnathan Rhys Meyers is JP Feel free to credit me as assistant casting director when the movie comes out Thanks to the publisher for sending me a copy in exchange for an honest review 4 to 45 stars A Season of Ten Thousand Noses up in an LA hospital with amnesia a torn party dress and a broken iPhone and must work backward Silent Thunder using her Instagram account to piece together her identity only to discover that her life is a perfect lieWhen Mia wakes Si Dindo Pundido up in a Long Beach hospital with a head wound she knows everything there is to know about the Kardashian Jenner family but almost nothing about herself Th Instagram Twitter Facebook PinterestThe preliminary reviews for this book are pretty mixed which I totally get If you go into this expecting a serious mystery you re not going to be happy SIRI WHO AM I is pure fluff I d describe it as a cross between American Dreamer 1984 Legally Blonde 2001 and Memento 2000 The premise is basically this An airhead wakes Si Dindo Pundido up in a hospital no that s not the introduction to an off color joke only to find that she s completely lost her memory She s wearing a yellow Prada dress and the only possessions on her person are a rhinestone tiara and a matching bag containing a cracked cell phone and a Chanel lipstickUsing her cell phone she s able to learn that her name is Mia and a whole bunch of people are really mad at her She s not sure how she got the traumatic head injury that landed her in the hospital in the first place but with so many people out to get her it s starting to look like it might have been intentional Mia s attempts to discover herself take her all over Southern California from the beaches to the local art scene to hipster taco trucks all the while trying to figure out who bonked her on the head and whyI loved Mia s voice This book reminded me a lot of the Size 12 Is Not Fat series by Meg Cabot The heroine is the perfect blend of snarky and vapid hence the Elle Woods comparison and she has a lot of really fun and on point observations about the superficiality of Californian culture Looking at some of the reviews I suspect that maybe a lot of them aren t from California and therefore maybe didn t realize how accurate some of this satire actually is very I laughed my way through the first 200 pages because influencer culture really is ridiculous and so are the Kardashians and so are 12 burritos from a truck and so is over sharing on social media How ridiculous is it that some of Wizards Tale III us over share so much that it would allow Wizard's Tale III: A Spell To Eternity us to double back through our lives to figure out our street address and everything we did in the last week if we ever came down with retrograde amnesiaSpeaking of retrograde amnesia I love the psychologyneuroscience angle in this book You see Mia s The Friend unwilling partner in crime throughout all of this is a cute house sitter named Max who works in a neuroscience lab Max is basically like a black male Ms Frizzle with his geeky passion for science themed t shirts and the final frontier Speaking as someone who majored in psychology tutored intro neuroscience and actually worked in a lab on experiments about deception just like Max this part of the book really spoke to me I always love a good psychology angle in fictionThe second half of the book isn t The Hate U Give uite as good as the first which is why I think you need to suspend your disbelief I personally thought it was a solid ending and even though it was kind of cheesy it s the cinematic movie ending we all secretly want even as our intellectual sides might hang our heads SIRI WHO AM I is just plain fun escapist fantasy and I recommend it to people who enjoy authors like Meg Cabot or Megan Angelo and other authors of smart brainy chick litPS I ve already done the mental casting for this movie Jessie Usher is Max Maddie Hasson is Mia Sierra A McClain is Crystal and Johnathan Rhys Meyers is JP Feel free to credit me as assistant casting director when the movie comes out Thanks to the publisher for sending me a copy in exchange for an honest review 4 to 45 stars

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FREE DOWNLOAD Siri, Who Am I? í PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB SUMMARY ✓ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ Sam Tschida Sitter named Max who tells her the house actually belongs to JP a French billionaire and he has no idea how she's connected to him After some sleuthing she discovers she's the owner of a high end matchmaking service Could JP be one of her investorsAs Mia works backward through her Instagram to figure out who she really is and find anyone who knows anything about her she discovers an ugly truth buried within her perfect social media image Is it too late to undo her lies online and become an IRL good perso dnf I tried my best to finish this but in the end just the thought of picking it up again felt like a killing blow to my reading moodIt started out not that bad as long as I could suspend my disbelief that someone with amnesia was being released from a hospital without having a clue of who she was but then I was like well this is merica so maybe this is how they do it Baffled Thing is after awhile Mia started to get on my freaking nerves and I coulnd t stand her voiceShe s this supposed rich girl and even without having a home and money she manages just fine due to a small amount of hare brained twats that decide to do her biding Well the girl s favorite show is the Kardashians so I really have no one to blame but myselfAlso there can be such a thing as too many hashtag s mentionsNot for me 2 ugly truth buried within her perfect social media image Is it too late to Managerial Decision Making undo her lies online and become an IRL good perso dnf I tried my best to finish this but in the end just the thought of picking it His Punishment up again felt like a killing blow to my reading moodIt started out not that bad as long as I could suspend my disbelief that someone with amnesia was being released from a hospital without having a clue of who she was but then I was like well this is merica so maybe this is how they do it Baffled Thing is after awhile Mia started to get on my freaking nerves and I coulnd t stand her voiceShe s this supposed rich girl and even without having a home and money she manages just fine due to a small amount of hare brained twats that decide to do her biding Well the girl s favorite show is the Kardashians so I really have no one to blame but myselfAlso there can be such a thing as too many hashtag s mentionsNot for me

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FREE DOWNLOAD Siri, Who Am I? í PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB SUMMARY ✓ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ Sam Tschida E only items in her possession are her torn party dress which immediately begs the uestion what kind of girl parties on a Tuesday night a tube of Chanel lipstick and an iPhone with a shattered screen She might not remember where she lives but she can use her Instagram account to work backward to piece together the basic facts of her identity Easy enough right Instagram tells her that she lives in a Millennial pink duplex that would make Kylie Jenner jealous But when she arrives she discovers a cute house Siri Who Am I tells the story of a young woman Mia who wakes up in hospital with short term amnesia With the help of Siri and a man called Max Mia works her way through her old Instagram posts to piece together her life and work out who she isAs a woman in my late twenties I was looking forward to reading this book I expected a story that told the journey of the main character s self realisation in addition to humourous references to the life of millennials eg avocado on toastHowever I m afraid that I really didn t enjoy the story at all The plot seemed completely implausible right from the beginning the hospital releases a patient who s had a knock to the head and admits that she doesn t know who she is or where she lives The book seemed to rely on the played out storyline of a woman waking up with amnesia and realising that something isn t right I m not against this storyline at all I ve just read books that have done it a lot betterOn top of that the main character was obnoxious not one of the characters has any common sense and all of the males were uite pathetic in their desperation to please the main characterFinally who doesn t enjoy a good Instagram filter However the amount of hashtags used throughout the book was cringeTo summarise the plot of Siri Who Am I could have been interesting but it failed to live up to my expectationsNote I was provided a free copy of this book by Net Galley in exchange for an honest review siriwhoami netgalley